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Yo Yo Ma is a great professional cellist. He is one of the most famous. He can play Bach's Cello Suite No.1 Prelude exceedingly well along with many other things. He played at O'Bamas inauguration ceremony as the cellist.
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A great way to make fun of Yo Yo Ma's name as a form of saying hello to your parent, guardian, friends or family... or anybody you feel like
Yo Yo Ma is a great professional cellist. He is one of the most famous. He can play Bach's Cello Suite No.1 Prelude exceedingly well along with many other things. He played at O'Bamas inauguration ceremony as the cellist.
Definition 2
A great way to make fun of Yo Yo Ma's name as a form of saying hello to your parent, guardian, friends or family... or anybody you feel like
Example 1
Zane: Hey Sarah. Whats crackin'?
Sarah: Um nothing just watchin' Yo Yo Ma defeat the constant battle between him and his cello.
Zane: Spiffy! Hes like a beast!
Example 2
Jimmie: Yo Yo Ma! Whats up?
Mom: (looks up) a bird!
Zane: Hey Sarah. Whats crackin'?
Sarah: Um nothing just watchin' Yo Yo Ma defeat the constant battle between him and his cello.
Zane: Spiffy! Hes like a beast!
Example 2
Jimmie: Yo Yo Ma! Whats up?
Mom: (looks up) a bird!
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by flipy dee do dah May 16, 2007
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Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
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Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
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"Bob, where were you last night!?"
"uh.... with yo momma!"
"Bob, what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
"bob, your lame, hang your head in shame"
"uh.... with yo momma!"
"Bob, what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
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by Dack9 May 13, 2005
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Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
by Magaritavile July 7, 2006
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