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leave the yard

To write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. Originates from Deadspin's coverage of sports columnist Mark Whicker's piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim Jaycee Dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.

Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."
- Did you read that Bill Simmons column comparing Tiger Woods' sex scandal to Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam?

- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.
by leitchleech March 4, 2010
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tenement yard

Jamaican slang for a housing area that is generally poor or undeveloped
shanty towns in Jamaica or Jamaican ghetto

reggae lyrics "Dreadlocks can't live in a tenement yard!" from Jamaican Reggae artist Jacob Miller
by rootsreggaerespect March 21, 2011
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yard parkers

Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.
Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!
by mikeyhonda1 March 30, 2011
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Yard Big

*A dude that looks Mad at the world and buff like he's been pushin weight in the prison Yard.

*A kat that looks like he benches 405 and squats 135 and comes up to you and asks if you got his commissary and ask if your going to finish that cornbread?

*Yard big dudes walk around a gym swole eyeballin all the chicks, like he ain't never seen a woman before.

*That kat in the gym that makes you wonder how he got so big with the worst form known to man!
Why is that Kat so buff up top and legs so small? Cuz he got big in jail, you know, Yard big! The Homies call him Big Yard.
by Sel-Block July 5, 2015
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50 yard cunt punt

When someone runs up and kicks a person in the vagina
Dude.... she got so angry she gave my sister a 50 yard cunt punt!!
by 50cp July 26, 2017
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40 Yard Dash

An act that requires a woman (or man) to be on their knees with their mouth open as wide as possible. (Closed eyes would be a smart idea)

A naked man with a fully erect penis stands about 40 yards away (preferably starting in an NFL combine style sprinters stance for more speed). The man then sprints as fast as possible and attempts to land his penis in the woman’s mouth.

Missing the mouth could cause serious pain to both parties. Landing the penis is the girls mouth with this high velocity is considered to be the ultimate face fuck .
I wanted to fuck her throat so we tried the 40 Yard Dash last night . I missed and she lost an eye .
by Alamo Hayes December 4, 2021
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yare yare

imagine being that guy who's able to say "yare yare" in his everyday life
by my names jotaro kujo March 21, 2020
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