by Timothy Jenkins June 06, 2021
For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
by Mickey Rawlins October 01, 2009
When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.
What you up to dog?
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011
The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
by JaRknessd May 10, 2010
Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.
"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
by Suburbanz71 June 01, 2019
khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."
partyczar: fact.
partyczar: fact.
by khortsarethenewjorts April 19, 2011
by Jackrabbit101 September 13, 2016