Up your nan

What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other

Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf

by Deabie March 20, 2024

Your nan

Your nans ugly and stupid. She is a fat ugly mom And goes to the toilet every min

Your nan

by Commander boss November 16, 2019

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Your Nan

An old woman who sleeps naked

Look your nan is sleeping naked again

by Aflie Sternwest July 24, 2019

Your nan

An insult you say when you r being harassed by a Male in fortnite. It is rather fitting to say this to your nan

Buld why you cranking them shit 90's on me. YOUR NAN!

by 2 pack July 3, 2020

your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”

teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”

by nannyfanny644 January 5, 2022