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Wump

Verb. Noun.
The act of falling forward awkwardly with arms stretched forward, and landing with an "oomph!" sound, kind of a thud combined with a swoosh. Afterwards you just lay there.
One day, I tripped over a box, and wumped on my bed....
I wumped on my best friend
by pinacolorado May 24, 2014
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Trumpy wumpy

A very sexy man who you usually like to eat lots of vegetables. you can also typically find him yelling at the kids across the street for taking his vegetables out of his garden.
Wow I am going for Trumpy Wumpy this school during the next school principle election.
by Wallyneal October 8, 2020
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Wump

To throw something at someone with immense amounts of force with no reason other than to be an ass hole.
Wump: "Dude!! Ben totally just wumped me in the face with a dead kitten!!"
by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009
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wump

wimp plus wuss equal wump
Jeff is a wump that goes to bed at 7:30pm
by A February 18, 2007
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Wumple

the love for chocolate or a state of deep depression
Her - ' What three words did you use to describe yourself?'
Me - ' Permissive, eager, and wumple.'
Her - ' What does wumple mean?'
Me- ' How I am feeling right now, deeply depressed and craving chocolate.'
Her- ' This is a common condition, lets get you some chocolate...'
by pet_my_panda July 28, 2010
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willy wumper

an incredibly lengthy and fat penis.
Belinda: So, how big was his...you know? (giggles)

Sue: Christ, he had a real willy wumper, like a jumbo Ballpark Hotdog!
by DrCauliflower May 2, 2008
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wumpus cat

A readily "willing" female of below-average looks, and above-average weight. See also "Sea Donkey".
Man, I know Kelly is your friend and all, but that club-rat is a straight up Wumpus Cat!
by tooty September 26, 2005
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