fuzzy-wuzzy

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

by JNJ April 23, 2005

Wuzzy

1) A small, prickly animal resembling an echidna. These creatures can talk in nasal squeaky voices, and absolutely adore cheeseburgers and fanta. Native to WuzzyWorld, where squillions of them live, however many wander around on Earth where they are not noticed by most people as they are able to camoflage themselves to look just like their surroundings. They are exceedingly dim and retarded, however very hard to kill which is good as they are constantly being run over, falling off cliffs etc. Say 'Neeee hah!' a lot. Many have specific names such as Lord High Wuzzy, the Wuzzy of Great Authority (who is exceedingly intelligent by wuzzy standards), Burger Seller Wuzzy, Baked Bean Wuzzy, Lemon Meringue Pie Wuzzy, Wuzzy Ho, General Wuzzy, etc.
2) A mini-wuzzy, ie. an extra small wuzzy. Mini wuzzys are much more violent than the placid normal wuzzys, and are constantly annoying everyone by trying to take over the world. They never suceed as they are too small and pathetic.
3) A cute animal, or just an animal.

1) Bob: Oh look, a wuzzy!
Dave: Damn, it's eating my burger!
Wuzzy: BURGERS nee hah! *slurps up burger*

2) Bob: Oh look, a tiny wuzzy!
Dave: Quick, somebody stamp on it
Mini wuzzy: BEND TO MY WILL PUNY HUMANS, I SHALL- *squish*

3) Bob: Aw look a sheep
Dave: Yeah, it's so wuzzy!
Sheep: le BAA
Bob: I think it's french
Sheep: le Baa et BleatBaa
Dave: Yeah definately french.

by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011

Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz

1. A Type of mop
2. When you jizz on an especially hairy vagina and then motorboat it.

Boss: Clean up that menstrual blood with a fuzzy wuzzy Swooz
Employee: fuck....

Dude 1: I hear that she doesn't fuck anyone unless they Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz her.
Dude 2: Yeah, a girl as hot as that I would totally do it though.

by The Whitman Whiggler June 7, 2010

Pierson Wodzynski

the most perfect, amazing, funny, and cute person on the planet. She is part of the Amp Squad (youtube @ampworld) and also has her own youtube channel (@pierson).

PIERSON WODZYNSKI IS AMAZING
lol im totally fan girling

by piersonfangirl March 23, 2021

wozza

slang for worry (similar to sozza)

Girl: ahh mate i forgot your birthday present!
Boy: oo no wozza, bring it next week

by uizbaresadinit November 26, 2006

Wizzy

Wizzy is a name for a small dog, often a little dumb and clumsy. Most Wizzies will steal your spare shoes and run around you with them when you get home.

"Where did my shoe go?" "WIZZY probably has it."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

wezzy whey

A person with extra small hands when compared to the body. This is caused by a deep fryer accident, when an overeager person cant wait for food and sticks hands into fryer.

Have you seen that guys hands? I think he is a wezzy whey

by mecca head 59 February 9, 2010