Woodet

A person obsessed with wood

She's a woodet, even her kitchen appliances are wooden.

by AriusPrime February 1, 2019

woollet

Only the whitest last name out there. This name screams white depression. If you have this last name u most likely have some type of dark history and hate people. Female Woollet’s tend to be tougher than male Woollet’s but in the end, they’re both softies. Smoking is their drug and they can’t help but do it. Becoming a woollet would be an honor.

Person 1: Who’s hitting that blunt?
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.

Person 1: yea.

by Bryan Dooyer October 15, 2019

wholethy

Basically wholesome and healthy smashed together, when describing a good meal

Steven: “Eat some tuna casserole bro, it’s very wholethy for you”
Chris: “Nani?”

by Homeschoolernextdoor October 21, 2020

WOOLLETT-ITIS

A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.

Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..

by Suck a Fkwit July 24, 2023

Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019

wooler blunt

a blunt mixed with bud and crack cocaine

roll the wooler blunt need to get high

by burns March 29, 2005

wooley mammoth

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010