woofer

when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg

Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.

by oasislover94569349594546592345 June 21, 2020

Waffery

The area of a Royal Air Force base where the WAAFs live. Waffs are members of The Women's Auxiliary Air Force. WAFFs are generally regarded as being a higher standard of Dorris than WRACs (Weekly Ration of Army Cunt).

'Tally Ho Skipper, fancy shooting over to the Waffery later to see if we can bag some clunge? ' (Flt Lt Trevor-Roper to Wg Cdr Guy Gibson, prior to the Dams Raid 1943).

by CabbagheadChris December 9, 2020

Shoe-Wiffer

A person that has uncontrollable indulges in smelling shoe's.

Who would of thought that he was a shoe-wiffer !

by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011

daniel wofford

White van wearing ladies man

Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans and the hoes. Is the definition for Daniel wofford

by Damn Danny May 14, 2016

Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.

Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!

by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019

Belugian waffertop

A concept to describe something as all over the place

I was feeling like a belugian waffertop last night, my emotions were on a rollercoaster!

by Sharp bread February 20, 2022

Waffer

A Faggot on level that is so high, that is shameful.

Me: Fark man, why the hell did Sajjad do that?
Friend: I reckon, friggin' waffer.

by c3vzn October 6, 2011