Wofem

Male-free spelling of "woman". Apparently designed by Bina Goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by Goldfield's use of "femstruate", "afemdfemt", and "femsion". Now unly used by really nutty feminists.

"I decline to ovarify," the wofem declared, "on the protection afforded to me by the Fifth Afemdfemt."

by KHD October 3, 2003

Wofl

Wanking on the floor laughing. An interesting variation of Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing)

'That test paper had a hell of a lot of wofl on it...' Something i hear from my teachers every day :D

by Fredyy! October 25, 2006

WOFP

this is an internet acronym that is often used to mean Watch Out For Parents when you are talking with somebody and your parents are around

person1: duude, we should really go smoke up sometime this weekend.
person 2:WOFP, man..

by mekadis April 9, 2010

Wofwag

White Old Fella With Asian Girlfriend

Hey, Check that wofwag over there..

by Randy_cummings February 22, 2011

Wofting

"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing

A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!

by By BY July 19, 2011

wofe

A hilarious variation of 'wife', merely born out of a typo in an extreme online debate riddled with chaos. Now used regularly instead of 'wife'.

YOR A FOGGOT YOU HAVE 0 WOFE etc

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 18, 2005

wofin

human resource company with a funny name, supposed to be pronounced woven, looks more woof'n

that guy is woof'n (wofin) yo

by Joe Smithes June 11, 2006