Winker

The smallest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Little Jimmy has a pathetic winker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

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Winters

A term to refer to winter tires in Canada. Also see "summers".

It's going to be time to remove the winters from my car soon.

by BLM04 May 4, 2010

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winders

Redneck Version of "Windows". The glassy things that you can normally see through that fill in some of the big holes in the walls of you house or mobile home. The other things are called doors.

Cletus cleaned the winders to ours new trailer.

by Brian November 5, 2003

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Wankers Tash

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.

Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

by Escalations Moose December 14, 2008

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occurs after one has beaten off or 'masturbated'. Its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. You feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every wank that day, your body resets after midnight. It soon passes and you return to your normal sex hungary self. It plays no part in deciding wheather to wank or not as this horrible feeling is no match for cumming.

*At Toms house. Tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes*

tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake

by dazzz December 20, 2006