trans-winning

A parody of Charlie Sheen's claim that he is bi-winning. Someone who is trans* and awesome is trans-winning.

Particularly useful for wittily evading questioners' attempts to force you into a narrow self-definition.

Person A: So, you said you're trans*... what are you exactly? Transsexual? Transgender?

Person B: I'm trans-winning!

by veganinaleatherjacket July 25, 2011

Bi-Winning

A term coined by famous actor Charlie Sheen. The opposite of bi-polar. Someone who believes that "can't is the cancer of happen" would be described as bi-winning. A bi-winning person is someone with the blood of a tiger and who "bangs seven-gram rocks and finishes 'em, 'cause that's how they roll"

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.
Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that, you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Sheen: Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by drcockrock March 15, 2011

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Winning the Game

The mental equivalent of dividing by zero (0).

"I'm winning the game and I'm still alive."

by photographynmuffins September 15, 2009

Bi-winning

The ability to win here, win there, win-win everywhere. Absolute victory.

Charlie Sheen is an example of someone bi-winning. He's a total frickin' rock star from Mars.

by Poohlou March 30, 2011

Dark Winging It

To have unprotected sex, made famous by Dark Wing Duck's catch phrase "Let's get dangerous".

I was dark winging it last night and I got the bitch pregnant.

by Duck Tales Woo ooo April 1, 2010

Bi-Winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen referring to a state where one has adonis DNA and tiger blood coursing through one's veins.

The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.

To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.

Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

by Double A Tron March 22, 2011