Monroe is a decent sized town with too many police with nothing to do. The drug scene in monroe is currently opiates and amphetamines, with of course pot still looming everywhere. For the most part its a shit hole place, that only offers you tech school education. The good thing is its only 45 mins away from madison. which is where the lucky few who escape, find their way. . We do have delicious cheese, and Beer tho!!! So overall stay the fuck away from here it sux.
by bgiant21 April 30, 2012
shorewood is a village in wisconsin that borders the northern boundaries of milwaukee, and the eastern edge of lake michigan. its population is about 13000, and is only about 1.6 suare miles big. it's known for being an upper middle class to wealthy suburb, full of idiots.
The police force keeps itself busy by pulling over stupid kids driving their mom's minivans and SUVs, as well as any black person that rolls throughdwb.
In the past 15 years, whordes of russians have taken over every apartment they can cram 5-9 people into. If you're looking around Oakland avenue, capitol drive, wilson drive, and murray street across from the police station, you will not be able to throw a stick without hitting some goon with lots of gel in their hair, and a cheap chain around their neck.ruskieruski Don't expect any of them to speak decent english to you either, and wear a raincoat as they spit.
If you like coffee, enjoy, there is a Starbucks, Stone Creek, Alterra, as well as a few other small shops. Don't get hit by Nancy Northshore in her BMW SUV when she's swingining wildly out the parking lot though, she's late for Zumba(or some other crap) but still needs her $14 coffee.
Just remember though, it could be worse, you could be living in Whitefish Bay.
The police force keeps itself busy by pulling over stupid kids driving their mom's minivans and SUVs, as well as any black person that rolls throughdwb.
In the past 15 years, whordes of russians have taken over every apartment they can cram 5-9 people into. If you're looking around Oakland avenue, capitol drive, wilson drive, and murray street across from the police station, you will not be able to throw a stick without hitting some goon with lots of gel in their hair, and a cheap chain around their neck.ruskieruski Don't expect any of them to speak decent english to you either, and wear a raincoat as they spit.
If you like coffee, enjoy, there is a Starbucks, Stone Creek, Alterra, as well as a few other small shops. Don't get hit by Nancy Northshore in her BMW SUV when she's swingining wildly out the parking lot though, she's late for Zumba(or some other crap) but still needs her $14 coffee.
Just remember though, it could be worse, you could be living in Whitefish Bay.
"i went through shorewood, wi and tried to take Capitol Drive. I got pulled over for an hour while they searched my car. Turns out i was driving while black dwb
"go greyhounds, at least we aren't Whitefish Bay"
"go greyhounds, at least we aren't Whitefish Bay"
by theavenger333 February 03, 2012
Hometown of Malachi Heder. The small town is enclosed by a racetrack, where, every saturday, everyone gets together to watch the weekly NASCAR race. Notable locations: Heder Veterinary Hospital, the Heder Household, and the local Kwik Trip. Milton is also home to the Redbirds of Milton High School where they live by the motto "Do what is right, Do what is Milton-y."
by Mitchieboi April 13, 2010
A very smart individual
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by dr_0ct4g0n October 22, 2008
Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached
Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"
Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"
Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"
by slothbear7 April 21, 2010
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