Whomperknogging

Similar to lolygagging, wasting time or becoming distracted, only by men in a gay way. Typically friends in a joking and/or flirtatious manner.

I ended up whomperknogging with Isaac for half an hour on my way to the bathroom.

by Butt_Crack_Bandit May 31, 2023

Whomper

Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.

"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!"

"Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."

by BorgGlorger January 15, 2024

whomper

A very very overweight person. This guy makes a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.

Eric: Wow look at that whomper .
Shawn: Geez, he has his own gravitational pull.

by Xondo March 28, 2024

whomper stomper

Basically shoes

i got some whomper stompers on my feet

by Gold⚡️mine December 2, 2024

dilly whomper

something a cowboy or redneck dont know how to describe sumthing

have you seen my dilly whomper!

by remington 4 August 6, 2011

Jolly Whomper

In American Slang: An overly large poop.

Man I just dropped a JOLLY WHOMPER in the toilet, dont go in there for at least an hour.

by DIK So Large January 8, 2022