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White Knight

A White Knight is someone who goes on to the website Urban Dictionary and creates a definition under the name of their more than likely obese girlfriend. Type in almost any girl's name into the search bar and you will pull up one of these definitions.

Typically they will state what "a cool person they are", "how smart they are", "how cute they are", or other various statements about a girl no one but said White Knight gives a fuck about.

The only reason such definitions are even made are so they can show their girlfriend (obese) at how creative and cute they think they are being despite the fact 1000s of other dick bags have done the same thing already.

These definitions are quite annoying especially if you have the Urban Dictionary app for your Droid and constantly get them as a random definition.
Examples of douche bags being White Knights:

1. Kelly

The smartest person ever, someone with a great personality, has golden locks of hair.

2. Susan

The face of a tranny, hands of a man, junk in the trunk.
by Ronny Cordova July 5, 2010
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White Knight

A sexual encounter where multiple guys ejaculate on another man's penis which he then uses as a lubricant to preform anal sex with the other males.
"Garrison, last night Jesse was the White Knight!"
by Logangsta June 11, 2012
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Sexual act preformed at night while masterbating over the maiden in distress
"I've bin white knighted...." "really?! so lucky all i got was spit roasted"
by DrunkWookie May 31, 2016
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White Knight Syndrome

A personality characteristic found in few males now days. It entitles chivalrous acts and a need to treat women with respect. Males with White Knight Syndrome tend to be able to have just about any one they want. Also Males with White Knight Syndrome are some of the best lovers both in and out of the bedroom but can seldom can keep a relationship because women are scared to lose them as a friend even though they will remain a true friend no matter how bad the break-up was unless the women pushes the male away.
He treats women well even after they rip his heart out." John said. "He must have White Knight Syndrome
by Alice-in-Wonderland1991 June 5, 2011
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White Knight

A shaming term used by Men's Rights Activist whenever a man agrees with a woman or supports women's rights in an online conversation, because real men never actually agree with women. The implication is that the man, rather than forming his own opinion, wishes to get laid, which of course is entirely possible over internet forums. Often accompanied by beta, cuck, magina or any inane 4chan terminology.
That beta cuck White Knight thinks he'll get laid if he blabs on about consent.
by JaqenStark September 13, 2016
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an alcholic beverage consisting of jack daniels whiskey, and a favorite mexican beverage called "horchata", which is made of sweetened rice water and cinnamon. While at a birthday party for a friend, another friend and i were having trouble finding mixers for our jack daniels whiskey. we then came across the horchata and combined the two. henceforth it shall be known as thee "WHITE KNIGHT".

by Gaby N. and Adan R.
a white knight is a beverage with "jack daniels whiskey" and horchata
by guy & gabster October 14, 2010
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a white man, who tries to impress girls to get in their pants
Rhys kearsley is such a white knight, he will try to do anything to get pussy
by TheTrueSayings December 18, 2016
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