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Wheezed

really drunk really high or really crossed
Bro you were wheezed last night.
by anonymous December 25, 2022
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Wheeze

A group of people that wheeze together on voice calls. Often the name of a friend group.
Us wheezes talked all night on Discord.
by Maputi Wheeze November 15, 2019
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Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
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