Wheezed

really drunk really high or really crossed

Bro you were wheezed last night.

by anonymous December 25, 2022

Wheeze

A group of people that wheeze together on voice calls. Often the name of a friend group.

Us wheezes talked all night on Discord.

by Maputi Wheeze November 15, 2019

wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018