The Dead Weather

A blues/rock group consisting of Allison Mosshart, Jack White, Jack Lawrence, and Dean Fertita. One of very few bands still worth listening to. An unequivocal personification of Rock and Roll as well as indescribable bad ass-ness.

Hipster: "How do you like the new Arcade Fire album?"

Rocker: "I don't know... I can't stop listening to Sea of Cowards by the Dead Weather, you ignorant slut".

by Matt Brugge November 14, 2010

Kansas weather

Weather that changes quickly and dramatically from a time span of 2 days to 5 minutes. Typically happens in winter, but can happen in multiple seasons.

Jenni: I had to get sunscreen AND a winter coat in the same day!
Mick: Yeah, what's up with this Kansas weather?!?

by Heather L July 22, 2008

Fair Weathered Fan

1. A fan who only likes a team when it is winning

John used to like the Mariners but now that they have been losing a lot he now likes the Dodgers. He is such a fair weathered fan

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 12, 2009

Fair weather fan

A self-proclaimed fan whose loyalty and dedication is easily swayed

Drew claims to be a diehard Red Sox fan, but the fact that he chose to watch an episode of Game of Thrones over a Red Sox - Yankees game proves that he's just a fair weather fan.

by MGB318 July 19, 2017

noaa weather radio

NOAA Weather Radio broadcasts the weather and weather alerts issued by your regional National Weather Service Office (NWS) almost everywhere in the United States on 7 different frequencies. Very useful if you live in the South or Midwest.

My noaa weather radio just went off for a Severe Thunderstorm Watch at 3:30am!!!!

by urbanreviewer696969 May 5, 2019

John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"

B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."

2.

A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"

B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."

by FlyingNinjaRightBehindYouRUN June 3, 2011