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weird-on

A hard-on/wide-on brought on by something/someone not conventionally considered sexy that you weren't aware you found sexy until its occurrence.
I got a weird-on from watching that YouTube video in which Rick Ross takes off his clothes and rubs his man tits. I was pretty creeped out with myself.
by Ayo Sexology December 9, 2008
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weird

when somebody acts in a manner that is uncommon/strange
Andrew:I LIKE THAT SEXY HARD PAPER BOOOTY!
Deshawn: you weird as fuck dude
Alyssa: no wonder Delilah doesn't like you..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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weird

It doesn't have to be a bad thing. Weird could mean someone is original and cool. Or it could mean someone is a freaking goth who shaves her head in the bathroom.
1. That girl is so weird, i love her!
2. Ew shes so fucking weird
by apple juice October 19, 2005
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weird

Generally used to refer to the avant-garde sort, they who prefer customs or practices which are not too common in the general or normal population. Has often been misused to denote free thinkers and philosophers, who are in fact superior to the normal people.
Hey, fool, why you reading the Bible, that's so damn weird!

reply: Just because I have an IQ of 196 sir does not make me weird. I may read the Bible whether or not you want me to.
by Parzival. January 30, 2008
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weird

what a teenage girls call a guy, because he dosn't listen to "cool" music like, rock or rap.
or because he dosn't wear defects on his body like nose ring, tongue rings.. etc. therefor. he must be weird..
girl-1: hey look at that guy over there.. hes listenin to mozart and he wearing express fashion..

girl-2: hes so weird WEIRD weiird weeirrrrrrd.

girl-1: like chaaa i know rite?
by Kaetzchen der liebe February 20, 2009
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weird

is when someone gets too close to your face and you can see all the flaws in their genetics. Like a woman with a beard, coke addictions in their eyes, grey skin, hair on the nose, or lips that look like they are sewn on but never actually were.
My neighbor acts so weird. who else screams ozzy listening to Marilyn Manson?
by deepsarcasm December 10, 2009
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weird

a descriptive word implying abberence from a contextual norm.


magical love
that was weird, wasn't expecting that.


this is weird isn't it?

yes it is!
by ediblesound July 4, 2005
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