We need to talk

A women's secret word for: Sorry but you're fucked.

Once you here this word you have to think fast.
Because it means you're in pretty big trouble for some reason.

Women: We need to talk
Man: Shit. I'm screwed.

by HAPPY CHalK March 26, 2017

we need to talk

You are fired.

About your behaviour at last night's company bbq...well... we need to talk.

by Sparkles! September 21, 2003

we need to talk

only way to save face after having this statement directed toward you is to fall to the ground and fake a seizure, anurism, or massive myocardial infarction (heart attack).

by jefbenet November 06, 2003

we need to talk

see: time for you to run like a chipmunk on red bull.

Listen Johnny, about that thirty thousand you owe me... We need to talk..

by Minakatamoriya November 02, 2003

we need to talk

1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.

2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.

1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.

2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.

by Al October 14, 2003

we need to talk

prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.

We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)

by Chris September 22, 2003

we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.

We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?

by rtv0587 April 22, 2011