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Wazzock

The verb 'To Waz' in northern English dialect means to urinate.

In both West Yorkshire and East Lancashire, offal was very popular and when produced en masse the offal was cooked in linens resembling large pillows and were referred to as 'socks'. These prevented the offal from burning and being ruined when coming in to direct contact with the base or sides of its cooking vessel.

Unsurprisingly these linens absorbed the odour of the offal (which is similar to urine) and were discarded. They were colloquially referred to as 'Waz Socks'. The derogatory sense of a 'Wazzock' to this day refers to someone discarded of having any point, purpose or worth.
"Don't mind Geoffrey, He's a wazzock"
by Worthatron April 6, 2015
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wazzer

Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick
1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"
by Collers February 6, 2008
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Coon Wazzler

When a man dips his ballsack into melted chocolate and has a fellow person lick it off with their tongue.
"Hey Diana, did you hear that Chris Coon Wazzled our English Teacher in Period 6 yesterday? what a coon wazzler!"
by Blakey G May 22, 2016
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Wazzles

Boy: hey wanna run wazzles
Girl:what’s wazzles
Boy: it’s head
Girl: aight bet
by Penis inspector November 15, 2019
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wazzaaa

A way of saying what's up, famously used in a budweiser ad.
First guy: Yo where's dookie
Second guy: Yo dookie pick up the phone!
Dookie: Yo
First guy: Wazzaaa
Dookie: Wazzaaa
Second Guy: Wazzaaaaaaaa
by BigBudweiser January 15, 2008
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wazzak

Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.
That wazzak still owes me £50
by JB June 18, 2006
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chozz wazzlin

the act of slapping someone with your wang
yo that kid just got some mad chozz wazzlin
by freddie fresh January 7, 2005
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