Wakeley

This last name is derived from Norse mythology. According to the Fall of Thor myth, the powerful Wakeley stole Thor's hammer, Mjöllnir, whilst Thor was sleeping and struck him in the head, instantly turning his head into a pile of blood and god dust. Wakeley then proceeded to consume this ethereal mixture and assumed Thor's previous position amongst the gods. It is said that Thor's god dust still runs through the Wakeley family tree and that each Wakeley possesses the power to wield Mjöllnir, Thor's hammer. It is also said that Wakeleys also posses the power to throw lightning bolts at their foes to instantly incinerate them. In addition to these powers obtained from Thor, it has been visually confirmed that at will, any Wakeley can call upon a chariot pulled by the two goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in order to avoid rush hour traffic.

Bob was incinerated by Chris Wakeleys last week after accidently coughing in his general direction... we had better not mess with any of the Wakeleys.

by mahumnut February 17, 2010

Wastelanditis

The feeling of anxiety and general longing that one feels when they are not roaming the wasteland in any game of the Fallout series for any extended period of time.Symptoms include irritability, lack of attention while driving, and looking in random boxes and trash cans for scrap metal.

"I would love to go to the movies with you, but... Fallout.I can't have a relapse of Wastelanditis!"

by bosman752 August 26, 2012

Waskily Wabbit

A sex move involving a carrot shoved into a person's rectum while their sexual partner slowly eats the entire carrot without it being removed from said rectum.

My Wife gave me a Waskily Wabbit last night, turns out she's allergic to Carrots.

by Twicehax October 11, 2019

Wasket

A small creature created by Dr. Seuss

Did you ever have the feeling there's a wasket in your basket?

by anonymous March 2, 2021

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

hania, waseel’s fav

waseel loves hania, waseel thinks hania is better than everyone.

hania: I’m sad
waseel: *buys a whole box of chocolates* (for hania, Waseel’s fav)

by ray <3 November 22, 2021

Wassel

(Noun) One who refuses to do school work until their father pays to have their guitar fixed or their black step mother denounces her relationship to the Nation Of Islam. All this is done to get one's way and to recieve sexual gratification.

Mikey needed his guitar fixed and didn't approve of his step mother's African heritage so he refused to do his schoolwork. Him being a wassel helped him ejaculate to pictures of women smoking cigarettes.

by Davey Mustaine May 27, 2003