Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

High Speed White Wash

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.

Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash

by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023

Dunzo Washington

When something is beyond done or dunzo.

"Pass that pipe."
"Sorry man, this shit is looking Dunzo Washington."

by DanTomisms April 24, 2009

Wash MO

Washington, Missouri
Famous for the corn cob pipe.

Let's go cruise 5th Street here in Wash MO...there's nothing else to do.

by scoobydoo347 May 13, 2005

Party Washer

A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.

Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.

by YourJuliette September 23, 2005

Gentleman's Wash

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.

Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash

by tropical July 16, 2008

washin the puppy

while havin anal sex with a women you place your testicles in her vagina - it is as hard as trying to keep a young dog in the bathtub.

we were havin a good time til i started washin the puppy.

by jonnie z October 29, 2003