wardrobich

a member of a wardrobe department

I am a lowly wardrobich just steaming, zipping, sewing and cleaning. I dress the bodies of people that are worshipped by other people. I will never see the show. I will be treated like Oliver Twist. I do not speak unless i am spoken to. I will get an extra large crew shirt, most likely Canary Yellow, as a reward.

by Mia M. February 21, 2011

Wardrobitch

a member of a Wardrobe Dept..
i will be stalked by groupies and cheap acquaintances wanting passes and free tickets,
my Production Manager is always an asshole.
i see crazy shit in dressing rooms and backstages.
if i tell anyone i will be fired.
i am frequently asked to find drugs, hide drugs, and do drugs...at times making my job very hazardous :P
i will have a myriad of objects thrown at me and will exact revenge by putting itching powder in the crotches and armits of their gear.
i will recieve an extra large crew shirt, most likely in Canary Yellow or Babyshit Green, as a reward for my suffering.

i am but a Wardrobitch.
i will never see the show.
thousands of people see if i screw up

or else, will never know.

by Mia M.M. February 21, 2011

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2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

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