Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003

Wardrobe Apathy

The feeling of having nothing you wish, or would want to wear, even though your wardrobe is overflowing.

You do, you just have wardrobe apathy.

by HMWarley July 26, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.

When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")

by Jenny March 23, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

According to Janet Jackson it's not her fault,it's not Justin Timberlake's fault,it's BUSH's fault!!

"Bush done popped my titty out" - Janet Jackson

by smokin' da shpleaf mon September 10, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

The wigger's lame excuse for ripping off janet's top.

Damn, no one wants to see them nurples... what the hell you doin' JT

by 2beer February 11, 2004

post breakup wardrobe

this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.

Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?

Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.

by coolkidnumberone April 14, 2011

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina September 2, 2005