Wantagh

One of the most boring towns on Long Island. Filled with douchebags and sluts. In Wantagh High School there's an annoying population of assholes that think they're bigger than they really are and ultimately will end up working at mcdonalds after they graduate. Then there are the select few who actually don't give a fuck and want to just get out of this shitty town. Good for you. The town is basically 99% white. It's pretty bad considering you can count the people that aren't white on one hand. There are countless douches that think they're ghetto, when in reality couldn't be more of the opposite.

The social totem-pole is pretty simple here..
Seniors>Juniors>Sophomores>Staff>Custodians>The trees outside>Dirt>Security Guards>Freshman...

Yeah that seems about right... But yeah, The security guards here are really fucking annoying. They think they're cops, when in reality they're biggest concern is if you're cutting class or going to take a shit. It's pretty sad.

Most the teachers here are assholes, although some can be really nice. Mr. H our dean comes off as the biggest asshole but he's actually not that bad of a guy if you've ever actually been called down to 104.

The only time stuff gets exciting is when a girl has a pregnancy scare or when tools decide to steal a highchair from wendy's. Yeah. Life's pretty sad here.

-"Oh hey you know the black kid in our school?"

-"Yeah, what about him?"

*Wantagh: Gateway to Jones Beach*
*never goes to beach*

by ∆ø˙˜ August 19, 2012

wanta

Wine and fanta. Like sangria but better.

I was going to make sangria, but then i thought, why buy lemonade AND orange juice when I can just make wanta?

by mcassidy June 1, 2013

wathafack

A synonym for the phrase "what the fuck?" Commonly used by Nottingham's bwaddest OC Jimmy B. aka Buggers. Often used to express disbelief or surprise at a situation. May also be used with other common buggers phrases such as, "you're shitting me"

Housemates: "We don't want to go to ocean tonight"
Buggers: "Wathafack?"
Housemates: "We're too tired Buggers"
Buggers: "Are you shitting me?"

by gaz and phil January 26, 2006

Wantage

A term used by young people who want or desire something that they are as yet unable to possess.

'I saw a fat gold chain in the Argos catalogue, but I couldn't afford it, bare wantage tho blud'

by Burtons March 2, 2010

wankhammer

An intensifier to the term wanker. A fool; a rube; an ineffectual person.

"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"

by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009

Waltham

Waltham-n.-aka "The Ham", home of annoying Bostonians who do nothing but drink their lives away and swear the sox will bring it home again. In..."The Ham" we like to praise Waltham and reminisce about the good days when we were actually good at something.

We are all alcoholics and go to school drunk everyday.

by Nick.....with help from Dools February 24, 2005

Waltham-Skin

The remains of a cigarette after it has been split open and its contents used to roll a joint (mainly cannabis).
i.e The filter and the bit of white paper that has been licked down one side.

Someone had to come up with a name for it, as it was potentially as incriminating as a pack of king size Rizla, or worse a joint butt, and worse still - your stash of hash !!

The memory of exactly how this came into existence is somewhat hazed, due to being very stoned at the time. Driving through Waltham-Stow in the back of a smokey white Ford Sierra circa 1991 - 1993 comes to mind.

Shit it's the cops !!! hide all the evidence and don't forget the Waltham-skins !!!

by The Ottie Posse August 30, 2007