Wantagh is a south shore town on long island. They are the white trash douchebag neighbors of Seaford and Bellmore. The wives sons and daughters all suck dick.
by wantaghsucksass August 6, 2018
Wantagh is a south shore town on long island. They are the white trash douchebag neighbors of Seaford and Bellmore. The wives sons and daughters all suck dick.
by wantaghsucksass August 6, 2018
South shore town on long island. The town wishes they were Seaford or massapequa. Full of douchebags and fag volunteers.
by wantaghsucksass August 26, 2018
An upper-middle-class town on the South Shore of Long Island and the town in which Jones Beach is located. Some areas are very wealthy, some are very middle class. Filled with Jews & Italians. Directly in the middle of 5 upper-middle-class-south-shore neighborhoods which consists of Merrick, Bellmore, Wantagh, Seaford, & Massapequa. A very populated, nice place to live. Jones Beach is only 5 minutes away! So if you have $16,000 to blow on property/school taxes per year, move to Wantagh! Watch out though - every 50 year old mother here is driving a $40,000 SUV and they can be very aggressive on the road...
Upset Woman "I just got a letter in the mail saying that my property taxes next year will be $17,000 on my home in Wantagh...and I don't even live on the water"
Man "Welcome to Nassau County hun"
Upset Woman "Guess I am going to have to cut back on buying my kids all of their clothing from Hollister & Abercrombie"
Man "Welcome to Nassau County hun"
Upset Woman "Guess I am going to have to cut back on buying my kids all of their clothing from Hollister & Abercrombie"
by supersexybitchplease July 22, 2011
A town on long island full of white trash,douchebags,and a bunch of fat volunteers with tiny ducks and loud gay cars and motorcycles
by wantaghsucksass December 2, 2018
Suburban white town where drama is an everyday thing. During summer all kids do is walk around and get shitfaced near beech street and in the preserve(also called 'dry zone'). Everyone knows when something happens the minute is happens. Even though we are the gateway to jones beach we almost never go there. The girls are very cliqueyyy & if you get on someones bad side be prepared to get hated by all there friends & bbm and facebook fights will start. Most of the girls are sluts and will get to drunk to do stuff with guys and wont remember half the things they do w you. The guys are assholes and will screw you over. You will talk to a lot of guys but most of them will screw you over in the end or just want a quick hu. Drunk hu are a daily thinggg & most of the time you will regret them.
During school you will either get straight A's or fail. It is awkward the first couple months bc you see your drunk hu and people you acted like a retard in front of while you were shitfaced. The vice princibal goes to the tanning booth more then most teenage girls and you will look pale compared to him. The princibal is chill and only cares if u show skin but wont question you otherwise. As a freshman it is easy to cut lunch. Keep on Mr. Svolos good side or he will kill you and you will get sent down to 104 a lot(which is not a good thing).
...........on weekends though you drink four loko, joose, natties or other crappy beers get hammered and walk around. Thats wantagh for you!
During school you will either get straight A's or fail. It is awkward the first couple months bc you see your drunk hu and people you acted like a retard in front of while you were shitfaced. The vice princibal goes to the tanning booth more then most teenage girls and you will look pale compared to him. The princibal is chill and only cares if u show skin but wont question you otherwise. As a freshman it is easy to cut lunch. Keep on Mr. Svolos good side or he will kill you and you will get sent down to 104 a lot(which is not a good thing).
...........on weekends though you drink four loko, joose, natties or other crappy beers get hammered and walk around. Thats wantagh for you!
Girl 1-"Can we do something tonight pleaseeee"
Girl 2- "Yesss can we please"
.........(Later on that night).............
Girl 1- "we woudlkjn end upp drunk at beaech streeit"
Girl 2- "Lmmfaooaoa i knwow!"
Thats wantagh for you!
Girl 2- "Yesss can we please"
.........(Later on that night).............
Girl 1- "we woudlkjn end upp drunk at beaech streeit"
Girl 2- "Lmmfaooaoa i knwow!"
Thats wantagh for you!
by Hottttiiie August 14, 2010
Wantagh is a great town known for being the “Gateway to Jones Beach.” It’s filled with a mix of spoiled, snobby, chill, and sporty kids whose parents pay outrageous property taxes.
Real estate wise, the Wantagh Woods section is most desirable and has a exceptionally wealthy class of people moving in. Older homes are being flipped weekly and sold for over a million each. I Most parents are lawyers and very involved in their child’s Lacrosse or soccer careers. There is no privacy among Wantagh Woods residents and everyone knows eachothers business. The Moms are usually MILFs and attend yoga before their kids PTA meetings where all the gossip goes down. It’s hard not to find someone who hasn’t played lacrosse and who doesn’t hate Garden City. The kids are down to smoke at any point of the day and usually go to a spot in the preserve called Coors if the cops aren’t around. Basically to sum it up, Wantagh Woods kids are sporty, Catholic and the more wealthy students end up attending Chaminade, SHA or Kellenberg Memorial for High school.
Forest Lake kids are interesting, and not really known for anything but you must go there to get to Coors.
The Mandalay section is filled with Jewish American Princesses and spoiled kids who live on the water. They’re generally chill but the section is very small so there are not too many.
In the end, Wantagh is a great place to grow up and most people have each others backs no matter what goes down.
Real estate wise, the Wantagh Woods section is most desirable and has a exceptionally wealthy class of people moving in. Older homes are being flipped weekly and sold for over a million each. I Most parents are lawyers and very involved in their child’s Lacrosse or soccer careers. There is no privacy among Wantagh Woods residents and everyone knows eachothers business. The Moms are usually MILFs and attend yoga before their kids PTA meetings where all the gossip goes down. It’s hard not to find someone who hasn’t played lacrosse and who doesn’t hate Garden City. The kids are down to smoke at any point of the day and usually go to a spot in the preserve called Coors if the cops aren’t around. Basically to sum it up, Wantagh Woods kids are sporty, Catholic and the more wealthy students end up attending Chaminade, SHA or Kellenberg Memorial for High school.
Forest Lake kids are interesting, and not really known for anything but you must go there to get to Coors.
The Mandalay section is filled with Jewish American Princesses and spoiled kids who live on the water. They’re generally chill but the section is very small so there are not too many.
In the end, Wantagh is a great place to grow up and most people have each others backs no matter what goes down.
by taghlax March 21, 2018