Wanker

1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank."
2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means

1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank.

2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.

by Riley April 14, 2005

Wanker

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

by mook December 24, 2004

Wanker

Usually used to describe a male, it has several meanings.
Most commonly used to indicate disdain, dislike or just dissin´ an individual and is a replacement for other words such as prick, tosser or knob.
Also describes a person who masturbates frequently or alternatively, is a frequent masturbator.

Bob: Hey, see that guy over there, he's such a wanker.
Rob: Really ?, no wonder he's wearing glasses.

by chrisinspain September 8, 2008

Wanker

British slang for "one who masturbates", usually a teen-term. Roy Keane (Manchester United Midfielder) almost beat up a nerd who called him a wanker.

The 16-year old nerd, whose dad and mum are wankers, called Roy Keane a wanker. Keane should have shoved the moped up this nerd's A**.

by Glass-Shady March 3, 2005

Wanker

One who masrubates on a daily basis and also is a total douch

Slagof and Marco are a Wanker.

by Jonah wasin June 16, 2016

Wanker

A faggot like man or women

"Your such a wanker"

by asdasfasasd March 12, 2009

Wanker

a skier or snowboarder who wears jeans

skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?"
snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"

by skippybum November 4, 2003