Wanker 

A English cursing word usually used when someone falls or does something stupid,

James: Oy mate you forgot your keys again? Kevin: Yes... James: You bloody wanker are you really that stupid?

Wanker by Glitchy25 May 9, 2018

Wanker 

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!

1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?

Wanker by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018

Wanker 

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

Wanker by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019

Wanker 

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

Wanker by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020

Wanker 

A man jerking his erect penis

Oi you wanker

Wanker by Uranium 420 August 24, 2020

WANKER 

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

WANKER by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020

Wanker 

The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.

"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"

Wanker by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021