Wandering Eye

A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!

That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.

by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010

wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.

Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.

by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009

Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

The Wandering Polar Bear

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.

She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

by Polar Bear Hunter July 10, 2010

Wanderson

Wanderson is a very nice and caring person, he'll have your back in any situation he will always show that he loves you, but he is very hesitant about trusting others. Most of all he really cares about his lover

Wanderson was there when I needed him the most

by Daddy's words November 21, 2023

wandersome

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016