A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!
by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010
Get the Wandering Eye mug.Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009
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When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
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Get the The Wandering Polar Bear mug.Wanderson is a very nice and caring person, he'll have your back in any situation he will always show that he loves you, but he is very hesitant about trusting others. Most of all he really cares about his lover
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Get the Wanderson mug."You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.
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