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watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin
by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018
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Watery

The real name of Wateri from Death Note, if this name is said around a brunette asthmatic friend at 2:27 in the morning while reading fan fiction you could risk your friend drowning on the water they were drinking in between chapters. Say with caution.
You: WaTeRy
Brunette asthmatic friend: HIIHHFKDOWUHEHTKFOYQHHRKROF *choking sounds* *proceeds to have an asthma attack while you are 10.7 miles away with only a learner’s permit for driving and no way into their house*
You: BRO STOP DYING !!!!!!
by luna cocinas April 12, 2022
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wash my watery dick

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.
"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"
by Jocelyn the Helicopter June 1, 2021
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Forest Walters

A relativly new teen model with incredible hair. Known for his skill of trend setting. Soon to appear in an upcomming Disney movie co-starring Miley Cyrus.
Woah! His hair is pulling a Forest Walters!
by Hil Dee December 28, 2008
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Barbara Walters

That feminist and pretentious woman on the view who thinks that she is the smartest woman in the world, but just comes off as a moron.
Friend 1: Who the F*** is Barbara Walters?
Me: I know, right! She's the Media Brainwashing douche-of-a-woman who everybody just wants to punch in the face
Friend 1: I hate her voice too
Me: Yep
by Stafford Virginia January 14, 2010
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George Walter Bush

Premier of Us and A.
We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walter Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. Very STROOOONG. But, perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.
by Borat S. Sagdiyev April 25, 2007
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Walternate

The alternate universe, Secretary of Defense version of Walter Bishop deemed "Walternate". In the winter of 1985, his son Peter was kidnapped by our universe's Walter. Six months later, he ruined his marriage by obsessively trying to find Peter. In the interval 24 years, he became the Secretary of Defense, built mercury-blooded shapeshifters to ingratiate into our universe's society and found pieces of an ancient machine that destroys universes.

In 2010, he made contact with Peter and tried to convince him to use the machine (since according to an equally ancient drawing, the machine is attuned to Peter), but due to a budding relationship with Olivia Dunham (an FBI agent), he refused. Walternate then kidnapped Olivia and replaced her with her double, Fauxlivia. Peter, thinking that Fauxlivia was Olivia, started sleeping with her.

Fauxlivia was revealed to be an impostor, and returned to the other universe with a piece of the machine previously unknown and pregnant to Peter. She had a son, Henry. Walternate used Henry's blood to activate the machine, but it was turned off on this side. Because of this, Peter used the machine to destroy the other universe.

In the year 2026, Walternate attempted revenge on this universe, and managed to kill Olivia, but was stopped by Peter. 2026 Peter traveled back in time to 2011 to stop himself from destroying the other universe, but was erased from time. Walternate's 2011 fate is unknown.
Walternate's turned on the machine.
by ergvsag October 26, 2011
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