walter

A High Speed cadet at Valley Forge Military Academy & College.

Walter you so High Speed its not even funny!

by New Cadet at VF December 6, 2006

walter

a small dick fellow who loves masterbating his half inch cock

Damn that new kid is a walter

by minecraftian451 November 17, 2016

Walter

A weird guy who looks like a women. Walter likes shooting hinds because he has a small Willy.

GO AWAY WALTER

by Og/ flippin ledgend May 10, 2020

Walter

A person who invites himself or horns in on other peoples plans

That dudes a walter. He totally waltered to that party last weekend

by Mulelissa December 7, 2019

Walter

To be uninteresting or boring, to the point that you resemble an old man.

Used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Only a male can Walter, though a female can Agatha.

1. Dude, you're being such a Walter. Why would you want to go bowling? UGH.

2. Look at that Walter over there. He's wearing a tweed jacket!

3. Oh my God, he's dating a sixteen year old? That's not very Walter of him.

by TimmyBritton July 14, 2009

waltered

A word to describe someone who dresses poorly, or in the wrong era.

When Kevin came in to work wearing polyester pants and a wide striped shirt with butterfly collar, I said "Man Kev, you look like you've been waltered!"

by MattR September 10, 2008

WALTER

1.Verb. To vomit due to overconsumption of alcohol. A shortened version of the original term Walter Yackley, a made up name given to some random jerk off who passed out in my buddies bed. (we never did find out his real name)

2.Noun. A person who appears that they will very soon throw up.

1. You: I was wasted last night...
Me: Yeah, you waltered all over yourself. Fag.

2. When refering to someone who has just thrown up... "Ohhhhh, who invited Walter to the party"

3. When someones looks like they are going to throw up... "That guys about to go hang out with Walter."

by BigT23 December 21, 2010