i drank to much coffee at starscmucks this morning and now i am wound up tighter then Foamy The Squirrel
by Al3y December 07, 2013
While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.
While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!
by holeyhell June 26, 2012
An severe injury to living tissue caused by a cut, blow, or other impact, typically one in which the skin is badly cut or broken. Usually inflicted by means of violence.
by pbuon1873 August 07, 2011
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by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 05, 2003
The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.
Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.
by Peace Tree September 01, 2006