Woodpecker

when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.

Tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the shit out of everyone when he woodpeckered them

by itGurl May 9, 2014

Hairy Woodpecker

Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.

Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"

Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."

by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010

Chocolate Woodpecker

When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker

I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush

by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017

woodpecker

The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.

Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.

by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006

woody woodpecker

a girl that likes to peck on dick

that bitch is a woody woodpecker.

by lil stunna March 15, 2007

woodpecker

a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head

she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.

by Woodpecker October 5, 2006

woodpecker

a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob

charlene africa is a woodpecker

by phjls83 August 18, 2003