WOOD 

To be someone so great that everyone in the surrounding environment seethes with jealousy.

Wow, that person sure is like wood.

Hey, I wish I could be wood.

Man, I hate that wood guy for being so awesome.

WOOD by TheOneAndOnlyWood September 14, 2008

Wood 

questioning for object, read by western cowboys.

Wood the fuck is your problem

Wood by Melancholykills August 11, 2009

Wood 

A Large Penis’d man.

Damn. You see our boy Dondre Wood? That boy got penis to go around.

Wood by Boomerflex November 21, 2019

wood 

another name for Angel dust, or PCP

yo... Lets go to Forest park, Brian is there and hes got nice dimes of wood.

wood by mavros April 26, 2006

Wood 

A close freind. Specifically a dirty ass white boy who gropes your girlfriend, married female relatives, and you while extremely intoxicated. The next morning a Wood wakes up and claims to remember nothing after 9pm. In additon, a Wood requires an ass beating once a year. Usually this is done by a close friend.

Dude, Brad totally Wood me last night.

That guy was acting like a Wood last night!

Wood by dmartin December 28, 2005

Wood 

Gay, and/or Homo-sexual

Adam Lambert is so Wood.

Wood by DownTheRabbitHole August 2, 2010

Wood 

Something you just got from reading this definition.

"Man, those gave me some big wood." ~Your dad, on looking over his old Playboys

Wood by Dohayecarumbadoh May 14, 2011