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seventh wheeling

The seventh wheel is the single guy or girl in a group 3 couples

That this point go home and go on tinder
At the movies I was seventh wheeling and being single really made me sad
seventh wheeling by Oneeyedjoe October 23, 2017

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
first-wheeling by nolandc September 20, 2019

Snow wheeling 

The act of going full yee yee in the white stuff banging gears and the sounds of rev limiter in the air
He is doing some epic snow wheeling
Snow wheeling by Bambamshizzam December 25, 2020

double third-wheeling 

When two of your best friends date each other, so that means you're third-wheeling both.
"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"

Convo 3rd wheeling 

When two people are having a conversation and you don't really contribute anything, you just kind of feed off of it. Sometimes even through eavesdropping.
Guy 1: Did you see the new marvel movie?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!

Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling
Convo 3rd wheeling by Karab okama August 11, 2019

All Wheeling

To go to or from somewhere in a Subaru.
"I'm thinking about all wheeling to your house, dude."
All Wheeling by John! January 17, 2005