West Virginia 

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong

West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

West Virginia by a random person on Earth July 12, 2020

West Virginia 

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

West Virginia by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021

West Virginia 

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

West Virginia by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

West Virginia Papadia 

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.

Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

West Virginia Papadia by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 29, 2020

West Virginia credit card 

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.

Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm

West Virginia credit card by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014

West Virginia Tiki Torch 

A stick with a rag wrapped around one end then lit on fire.

Me and June bug were sittin by the creek, the gnats were eatin us up so we lit up a West Virginia Tiki Torch.

West Virginia Tiki Torch by Levi Man December 27, 2010

West Virginia Napkin 

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.

After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin

West Virginia Napkin by LA Walk February 3, 2021