Weezer

Band formed back in the 90's that have been dissapointing their fans many times since the realese of "Make Believe". It wasn't until "Everything Will Be Alright In The End" that they put their shit together.

Hey! Where do I find Weezer tabs that aren't tuned half-step down?

by Nicocchi March 12, 2015

weezer

somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime

*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

weezered

when someone chokes out, generally while smoking, often from pipes, bongs fuckets, buckets or joints/spiffs.

after that last hit i was completely weezered
here mate, charlie is completely weezered, the boy will never be the same!

by riverscuomo July 12, 2010

weezer

a person that is a virgin and has no bitches

Daria is such a weezer

by shinigamiishot January 1, 2023

Weezer

A band that used to be good, but no longer is.

Man, Blue and Pinkerton are awesome, but Weezer really screwed it up with Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe.

by idio May 22, 2005

weezer

a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me

stop touch another guys weezer

by suck my johnson April 30, 2007

weezer

An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.

Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.

by Mattersy January 20, 2005