Garrett Watts

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP

by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

Jiggle watts

How much wattage a booty gives off when it jiggles
The biggger the booty the more the jiggle watts it gives off.

Dam that booty must be atleast a 10 on the jiggle watts scale

by Booty Doctor January 10, 2020

Wattpad

A site comprised equally of horrifying and innocence destroying porn, 1D fanfiction, the occasional good book, and collections of brain farts that most find oddly hilarious.

This is truly an amazing website, as long as you stay away from the porn.Your science teachers teach you science, not what a condom look like when in use.

"I love Wattpad; I can share all of my stories without the publishing hassle!"

by mojii May 3, 2015

Wattpad

Basically a website with a bunch of, 'bad-boy who actually has a heart of gold falls for some random good-girl and changes for her because he is sooooo madly in love' books, although Wattpad books are mostly cringey there are a few good ones written by genuinely good authors who are trying to start up their career.

Person #1- "I watched a movie the other day, it had such a Wattpad ending"

Person #2- "Let me guess, a hot popular and/or badass guy fall for an invisible nobody who ends up being really popular and then they live happily ever after?"

Person #1- "Yup"

by sorryforbeinghonest July 20, 2018

Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down

Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..

Johnny-You Have WWS

Mary- Whats That??

Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

by AriannaHex May 14, 2011

Dr. Watts

The sexual act of tasering a girl while your penis is inside of her. The electricity should be stimulating to the genitalia.

I gave my girlfriend the Dr. Watts for her birthday, it was epic.

Dude why won't Hannah text me back?

Probably because you gave her the Dr. Watts last night.

by Lorenzo the Luchador May 16, 2011

Wattpad

The unholiest site on the internet, with the possible exception of 4chan.

Shit, I was just on Wattpad. I need Holy Water!

by RadioactiveBananaCat January 16, 2018