Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

wallpaper Expert

wallpaper is manufactured from around the world, like China andBritain

wallpaper expert has various different prices

by Stillmethek September 3, 2019

Wallpaper

To wallpaper someone, Is to Cum so much on your partners back and paste them to the wall.

Guy #1: So did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah bro, Full blown Wallpapered her to the wall!
Guy #1: YAH, SUUUUH DUDE!

by LePry_WinkWink February 20, 2022

Eye Wallpaper

That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes

John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"

by gangrate August 13, 2015

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Wallpaper

Usually the design on a wall, like flowers, or lines, even dots.

"Hey dude! Look at this new wallpaper I got!"

by Erple July 2, 2018

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019