Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

To wallpaper

When your SO doesn't wanna do doggy so you force them against the wall and fuck them

I am going to wallpaper Bonnie if she is going to refuse doggy.

by Doodgewoon July 17, 2020

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Wallpaper

Usually the design on a wall, like flowers, or lines, even dots.

"Hey dude! Look at this new wallpaper I got!"

by Erple July 2, 2018

wallpaper Expert

wallpaper is manufactured from around the world, like China andBritain

wallpaper expert has various different prices

by Stillmethek September 3, 2019

Wallpaper

The thin layer of white residue that coats the inside of a glass crackpipe after use.

Once all the crack was gone, I pushed the brillow through the pipe to cover it with the wallpaper to get another hit.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 9, 2021