volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009

Volaca

This word can be used in any context. This word shows true creativity because it’s a word that can have any definition.

Your volaca, This tastes volaca, when will it be time for volaca, I’m feeling very volaca right now, you are acting like volaca right now.

by Volacauser June 11, 2020

vlakyrie

a person who is unable to come up with good dnd names

Vlakyrie, why did you name him Ob?
"It's short for Obnixilus!"

by OakleafGangRiseUp February 8, 2021

Volkspalm

When the situation/phenomenon is so bad that the entire nation (Volk = folk in German) does facepalm all at the same time!

Oh my gosh, what a bad road these jokers built! I see the entire nation doing volkspalm!

by Schreibtischtäter May 11, 2021

Volkswagen Beetle

1. A derogatory term for the Porsche 911, referring to the style and general look of the car. Jeremy Clarkson hated this car so much the term became a running joke on Top Gear, a BBC car review/talk show he hosted.

The Porsche 911: And here it is, the Volkswagen Beetle in running shoes.

by NigelM June 13, 2021

pulling a "volanski"

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.

Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead

by StreetRacing1oh1 July 25, 2011

volkswagen

One of the best car companies of all time. Starting with the Beetle, they continually fired out proven winners with the Scirocco, Vanagon, Karman Ghia and later with the Golf/GTI and Jetta. Time and time again, they've continued to find success with both younger and older generations, instilling a sense of family and comradrie in the drivers, similar to that found in Jeep owners. Most Volkswagen owners who take their cars seriously gain valuable insight into the world of German engineering, tweaking the lines of their cars to both increase their overall performance and retain an impressive and distinct style at the same time.

I just picked up an R32... and blew the unpainted body kit off of a 1991 Civic that attempted to race me.

by SpewingChunks September 5, 2005