Relashit visit

When you are forced to visit relatives and it is really shit ( it is borning and takes forever to get there)

Gotta go to scottland for Christmas, my 6th relashit visit this year!

Aunt Betty's house for Thanks Giving- what a relashit visit!

by User_87 December 22, 2014

Visiting Vince

It is an alibi to going to the strip club and a code word among men. Anyone can tell their wife or mother I'm going to hang with cousin Vince and not get scolded.

Kip: Want to follow me to softball?
Howie: Can't man I'm visiting vince.
Kip: how do you get money for that?
Howie: I go to the place off Overland
Kip: That place is so dirty and cheap its like the Pojo's of all strip club.
Howie: Ya Vince just likes the nickle slots

by Aj sucks Edward Cullens Dick July 3, 2010

Congvidcal visit

The lawful visit to the residence of your significant other if you live apart during the Covid-19 lockdown.

Officer, I am on the road because I'm on my way to my boyfriends' house for congvidcal visit.

by Shanniqua van Pants June 13, 2020

Visiting the neighbor

when your balls rest in your butt crack while lying down on your back

while i was relaxing my balls were visiting the neighbor

by NUROK HOWLER October 19, 2010

Friendly Visit

Taking a trip to the bathroom

Before the big game I gotta take a friendly visit

by papapattyp June 12, 2018

visiting hours

usually used when referring to the time spent with your significant other while they're being held captive by a high authority.

"Brandy is grounded again man, im not allowed to see her now, visiting hours are closed."

by bree demarest May 20, 2007

nocturnal visitation

When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.

After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.

by Lee v1.0 August 31, 2005