Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.

That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!

by Eddy April 30, 2007

Visiosubrideophobia

Literally a phobia of smiling faces, more commonly associated to a dislike of web emoticons.

He hates it when I use emoticons in a conversation. He's such a vsp (Visiosubrideophobe).

Visiosubrideophobe = Visiosubrideophobia person

by CurSchizoImaFriend October 25, 2010

hater vision

When a car has LCD monitors installed on the headrests in the absolute back row of the car, which cannot be, nor are not intended to be viewed by a passenger, but other divers on the road. The purpose of this is to show all the haters that you have so much money and are so extravagant that you can afford to install expensive car audio \ video equipment in order to show off.

I got "hater vision" installed in the back of my H3 so all the haters can hate on my pimped ride as I roll thru the projects.

by Paramecium September 3, 2005

booble vision

A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.

see: booblevision for the comprehensive definition

Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booble vision again."

Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."

by One Stark Reality April 12, 2008

sault vision

Sault (Soo) vision is a terrible visual effect claiming the dignities of many men. It is acquired from spending too much time in Sault Ste Marie, Ontario. Due to the lack of good looking girls, your vision adjusts to make ugly broads appear hot. Once leaving "the Soo", your vision readjusts and you realize that hot broad you slayed was actually a troll preying on men effected by Soo Vision. Before engaging in any act with a broad from "The Soo", it is advisable to request the approval from a minimum of 3 bro's. Without it, you risk a nasty surprise upon leaving the city.

Ben: "bro that broad I banged last weekend in the Soo was a fucking rocket. Brandon: " man are you kidding? She was barely a 4! You must be under the influence if Sault Vision"

by Soo Vision Victom January 6, 2014

Virgin-Vision

Similar to the concept of the infamous 'Gaydar', Virgin-Vision works as a inner sense that can detect a virgin, whether male or female, upon first glance. Such a 'sixth-sense' can be utilized by professional users to detect a virgin in even the largest parties and uncover virginity despite lies from the accused 'virgin'.

My Virgin-Vision tells me that you're still a virgin.

by Doctor Strychnine January 5, 2010

Costa Vision

Results from the ultra-violet rays imparting a darker tone on skin while wearing a pair of Costa Del Mar sunglasses. This leaves a distinctive Costa Del Mar sunglass imprint on face where ultra-violet rays could not penetrate the frame and lens.

Coming back from your Caribbean sailing exhibition, you take off your Costa Del Mar, 580 Brine, sunglasses. A sorostitute mentions you have the best Costa Vision she's ever seen, she then later becomes your future slam piece.

by CostaDelFrat1858 April 24, 2011