Nam Vet

A Vietnam War Veteran

There are a lot of homeless Nam Vets on the street.

by Z19 February 19, 2008

Zezima CC VET

Very oldschool, legendary runescape VET players they are known as "gods" in the runescape zezima's friends chat

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Le Warrior
Uber Allies
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Rob Jr
Fallymassvet
Star Arrow
Cigary

Respect your zezima CC Vets at all times
I see some CC vets online
Imagine talking to a vet like that????
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by Bretardation March 13, 2022

Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.

Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet

by Aknut47 May 30, 2022

Backseat Vet

Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.

"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."

by Takuro December 26, 2022

crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

æ vet ikke

in norwegian is if you dont know something

Jonh:hey do you know where my keys are?

Me:æ vet ikke

by molidi March 28, 2023

The Disabled Vietnam Vet

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.

John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017