velocifaptor

furiously masturbating dinosaur

"Stand at least five feet away from the velocifaptor!"

by Mike Hawkslong November 7, 2011

Valkoni

To smoke a lot of marijuana

Rob and Eugene are at QFC buying lots of junk food because they are planning to valkoni later.

by Robert Varkoni July 26, 2008

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

Velocilover

One who adores, is fond of, or loves velociraptors. Generally, velocilovers enjoy deadly claws, bacon, and bareback riding raptors.

I first became a velocilover when I watched the raptors from Jurassic Park chase the two children around the kitchen.

by Velocilover January 16, 2010

Velocirachet

Vel-oci-rachet

A term generally used to describe a ratchet hoe with a quickness, a girl who hops from one guy to the next very quickly. Also can be synonymous with a "homie-hopper". A whole new level of rachet with a quickness, or fierceness, or hoe-ness. These creatures are faster than velociraptors, and travel in packs waiting to destroy bro-ships.

Hey bro, you dont wanna hit that, that bitch is velocirachet

by The Scribblerz May 17, 2014

Velocicopter

Velocicopter: wind-milling your penis in front of a prospective mate with your arms poised like a raptor with an accompanying "Rawr"...

Tara thought Jon was the most boring first date ever until he brandished his Velocicopter wooing her with erotic amusement...

by Mr Hixxx March 16, 2020

Velo

The short version of "velocity." (Editing term.)

"I love this edit!! Great velo!"

by Julian Dean April 27, 2021