vazelos

Used for fans of Panathinaikos FC. It is the greek word for vaseline. They usually need lubrication.. so they called them vazelous, vazelakia, vazelines..!!

Ti omada eisai? Vazelos eimai

Kai olo klaine ta vazelakia..

Ta vazelia einai floroi.

by prasinoi lagoi panathinaikoi October 6, 2004

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.

Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

Vageline

when vagina get wet,, lubes ya up,, slipperry like vaseline same texture,, she lubed me up with her vageline

she jumped on me like a trampoline and polished my head like Mr. Clean,., lubed me up with her vageline,, i made her squirt i made her scream,, -swisschz(me) fun freestyle lyrics i had.. vageline fun

by 4starz May 28, 2015

Vaseline Cowgirl

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

varely

Varely is a word used by people who use lazy speak and are too lazy to say barely.
Also alot of country people and hillbillies use this word to replace the word barely because they were never taught to speak properly. Once again lazy speak.

"You varely got passed that car."
"I varely won that race last weekend."

by p00kie.p0x April 22, 2009

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005