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[VALVE] Niggerkiller 

cockballs hd: I FUCKING HATE THOSE NIGGERKILLER BOTS
VALVE Niggerkiller: kyskyskyskys

valve anti cheat

The worst anti-cheat ever.
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console
guy 1: bro valve anti cheat sucks
guy 2: yeah i agree

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally 

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

valve brain

That one dude in a Valve game that won't stop talking shit usually has a nasally voice.
Alfredo: Bro, that valve brain wouldn't shut up last game. What was his problem?
Kelly: Idk man, maybe he only plays games that Steam creates.
valve brain by krogerkilla January 30, 2026

Pfufu valve 

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket
She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve
Pfufu valve by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.