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vageasles

Damn! Did you hear that Mike went down on DeShandra last night and got her Vageasles in his mouth?
by Plaque buster February 7, 2015
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Vagenda

The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.
Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!
by legendsword2 February 11, 2015
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vageration

Vageration is Imagining vaginas, when the vagina over heats and causes mould, sweat and blood pulputations. No thoughts, form of vaginal constipation, vaginal refrigeration, is the most special thing it's somthing that can't be described, vaginal destination, when the vagina is too big, a vag that isn't impressed
Tayla was unfortunately diagnosed with vageration.
by Baggg August 12, 2016
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Vagetarian

An individual who enjoys being in, near or around vaginas and in particular eating them, the word vagetarian can be used to describe your sexual preference.
Are you gay or straight? 'No, I'm a vagetarian.'
by BeAsTy0161 February 6, 2019
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Vageast

Bread made with vagina yeast.
This bread is so fluffy almost like sour dough. Of course I used my vageast.
by Ditchyourgitch February 15, 2019
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vagdagget

aka pussy dingleberries. Little pieces of toilet paper and snatch cheese stuck between the lips and on the minge.
I tried to go down on her but the vagdaggets had taken over
by Masaj Marod January 25, 2020
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vagenda

The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.
"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."
by lil_ms_naughty_cakes September 2, 2006
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