Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Going On Vacation

A term used when a drug dealer/crime boss goes to jail.

(Fatt Jimmy is Going On Vacation.)

"AY-O!, Tommy, Fatt Jimmy just went on vacation!"

"You know what that MEANS Tommy!?"

"Nah what"

"WE BOTH CAN NOW RUN THIS DRUG EMPIRE"

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 April 18, 2021

vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"

by TheJediGolfer June 16, 2016

vacay

The abbreviation of Vacation which is Vaca, is pronounced sometimes as Vacay.

Will you go on a vacay with me over spring break?

My vacay had perfect weather!

by TropicalVacation_TropicalVaca May 6, 2017

vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016

Vacalough

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.

Doug: "Hey Annie, I heard your work furloughed you for a week in December?"
Annie: "Yeah, it sucks, but I'm taking my vacation the following week and going to Hawaii for 2 weeks on vacalough."
Doug: "Lucky Bitch!"

by MuckSLC July 12, 2009

Chemical Vacation

The binging of various different drugs over a period of time, every day until the vacation is over, so as to be completely high for the entirety of the trip.

Phil: Man, last week I went on a chemical vacation with my band, it was a really bonding experience. We did Acid the first night, shrooms the next, ecstasy the third night, ketamine on night four and we must have gone through an oz. of weed. By day five, I was almost ready to have a heart attack!

by crowsnest August 31, 2012