Sexual Market Value

Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42

"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""

by A. Reynolds August 17, 2006

valur

Valur - an Icelandic name

Valurs are dorky and funny, shy and the greatest entertainers. They are also walking encyclopedias, and can name any fact at any time.

Bob: Who's that stupid kid over there?
Jess: Oh, that's Valur! He's the best!

by Bettafiend April 17, 2017

net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.

To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

entertainment value

The relative value of someone who is usually the butt of jokes. Usually the shop/office whipping boy/girl. i.e. someone who is gullible, a rumor monger, gets angry easily, is easily startled etc.

Dominic is such a dweeb, but he's very gullible so he has a high entertainment value.

by budgieramone January 13, 2004

valusha

A jokester. Someone who always fools around and pulls pranks but never gets caught or into trouble.

Dave's such a valusha.
D: Is ur refrigerator running?
Coach: Yes thank you very much.
D: Then why don't you go and CATCH IT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHA

by David and Andy June 4, 2005

valuev

7 foot, 350 pound world heavyweight champion boxer out of Leningrad, Russia - punches harder than a carthorse kicks.

Valuev is the heavyweight boxing champion of the world.

by Oswald Spengler December 22, 2006

value added

Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification".

"Dude, Doritos are now $5.00 a bag, but it's alright, because the extra cheese powder makes them a Value Added Product."

by Kilroy June 8, 2004