vladimir guerrero jr

the Dominican jesus, the king of the north, the best thing to happen to the bluejays

Did you catch the jays game last night? Yeah Vladimir guerrero jr hit another homerun the guy is unreal, he makes Max scherzer look like a scrub.

by bigd1cker1c June 28, 2021

Vladimir Putin

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

by BlueJersey November 6, 2017

Vladimir Romanov

An international man of mystery

ex-captain and owner Russian Subs
Smoke and mirrors are specialist
The Paul Daniels of the Financial world
Avid devotees of Vlad known as Vlad-sheep

Also football jargon for:

- Administration / 10 points deduction

- Being managed remotely by Fax

That poor manager - he's been Vladimir Romanov'd
A just dont get that guy - he's a Vladimir Romanov
If that Club not careful they'll be Vladimir Romanov'd

by Ivan Kerenksky February 13, 2010

vladimir putin

a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.

Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.

by SiberianPenguin January 23, 2010

Vladimir Putin

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

by NoNamesNeeded February 7, 2015

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

Vladimir Puta

The wife of Russian president Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Puta is a respectable woman.

by Paulus Pytsma May 18, 2022