uptown fuck

when you sing uptown funk but you are failing miserably, so you ragequit and yell "gonna fuck myself i'm so shitty".

He sang Uptown Funk so badly, he did an uptown fuck and retreated to his room!

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT July 22, 2020

uptown fade

fade haircut usually given to criminal males of african american decent

Wow...that man with the uptown fade just stole my car and my KFC bucket.

by joley joley October 27, 2009

uptown friday

After fisting a guy/girl in the ass you pull your hand out and wipe it down their chest like a tie.

After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"

by prettykittykat March 6, 2010

Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

Uptown Skonk

A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea

"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"

by bsg2504 May 29, 2016

Uptown riders

A shitty gta Mc

Uptown riders are free kills

by Whosagewho April 27, 2021

Uptown Cincinnati

Newly popular geographic region of Cincinnati that includes many of the hoods north of city limits.

Includes but is not limited to: North College Hill, Mount Healthy, Springfield Township, Finneytown, Seven Hills, Forest Park, Springdale, Lockland, Sharonville, Woodlawn, Lincoln Heights, and several others.

Cincinnati is mostly divided into a east side and west side, but Uptown Cincinnati is a completely separate part of the city.

It's affordable, diverse, and has its own style and swagger.

by Uptown Legend July 21, 2021