information

Something that an average American needs more of.

This American is uninformed because they are to lazy to read the information.

by Hitler the Grammar NAZI June 27, 2016

information ninja

A master in the ways of gathering information. And does so in a way in which is secret and sly without anyone know you are gathering the pieces to the puzzle.

example "Coman is an information Ninja, how did he know about that for two weeks"

by Josh Herring December 26, 2008

Informationship

The mutual of exchange of information between two or more parties.
Sometimes results in the formation of a friendship and/or relationship.

Jenn and Stephanie have an informationship.

by jenn111 January 30, 2009

information barnacle

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.

My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.

by mlybrand June 20, 2009

Information Avalanche

A condition where someone bombards you with so much of relevant or irrelevant information such that you cannot make any meaning out of it.

He created such an information avalanche such that the real data got buried somewhere under it.

by RuchirG April 8, 2010

information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).

She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.

by kayakblues March 11, 2014

Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.

Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.

by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009